It’s scorchin’ hot outside and its almost too warm to do anything except going swimming or going to the beach. It’s about time we got weather like thiis. I won’t have a weekend off till the end of July, so hopefully it’ll still be hot. I’m sitting here thinking, how to beat the heat on a blistering hot day like this? So I came up with a top-five list:
5: Jump into your neighbor’s pool, and swim till they come home.
4: Turn on the sprinklers and run around in the grass till you passout.
3: Find someone fat and stay in their shadow, its 10 degrees cooler in the shade.
2: Take all the frozen meat out of the freezer and try to squeeze in.
1: Take a stroll through a car wash.